Since we're on the eve of another war, I thought it would be most appropriate to bring some humor to the gravity. When President Clinton had his affair with Monica I created a few jokes about the situation. It was a good time. The current president of the US did not do the like. He has remained solid and determined in his presidency. No distractions, except . . . when he speaks. Enjoy.


"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. " - George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ' to be prepared '." - George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. " - George W. Bush

" The future will be better tomorrow." George W. Bush

" We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - George W. Bush

" I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have afirm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - George W. Bush

" Public speaking is very easy." - George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. " - George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. " - George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - George W. Bush

" It's time for the human race to enter the solarsystem." - George W. Bush

Thank you, Laura for submitting these to me . . .