Good News! I know many of you have been waiting, and I've been lazy, so I should tell you: It is SARCOIDOSIS, not lymphoma. I'm asymptomatic, and that's a good thing. I'll try to keep you posted on any other developments.

Other good news. I've been writing a lot for my book lately. Unfortunately, this means that I haven't been posting a lot. I want to post stuff, but then what would be the point for you to buy my book. You may laugh now. Seriously. Laugh.

Well, I will give you some teasers soon, but the juiciest parts will have to wait for the book itself. I wouldn't want people to stop booking me because I revealed the ancient secrets of Tykan Chi. Look it up.

By the way, if you are having trouble finding Tykan Chi it's because I made it up. See? I have a lot of juicy things to share with you, and it will be up to you to figure out if they are lies or just plain truths. Good luck on deciphering my ramblings.

Live long and prosper.