Why Life Comes Without Instructions

Start with the wide end on your right. Extend it about 12" below the narrow end. Cross the wide end over the narrow, and back underneath. Bring the wide end around passing it across the front of the narrow. Pass the wide end up through the loop. Hold the knot loosely and pass the wide end down through the loop in front. Hold the narrow end of the tie and slide the knot up snug.

And that's just for tying your tie! Any questions?